If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Perjury

No freedom is absolute.

Terroristic threats

What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?

Revealing classified information

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

What melts your heart every time without fail?

Trade secrets

HIPAA violations

Insider trading

How many girls or guys keep extra pantyhose in their glove box or console of their vehicle?

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Threats of violence

Fraud

Why do some men like older women?

And much, much more.

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

False advertising

Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?

Revenge porn

Insurrection

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

What transforms the philosophical intellect?

Child pornography

Conspiracy